Decorator Pillows
“Great invention, but now we must smoke these day and night or the flame will die.”
“We named him Michael, but we haven’t decided on a domain name yet.”
“Sorry it took so long. I’m the only one without hepatitis.”
“Watch my purse, okay?”
“Ahh. The shell of my former self.”
Formerly Bad. Now Good for You
Tiny woman in shoe
“It comes with removable shoulder pads and breast implants.”
“I know people are just dying to know the prices.”
“How did you become interested in wine?”
“What’s the cheapest thing you have that says ‘you were a great friend’?”
Cow Diagram
Shopping Maze
“Cosmetics? They’re on aisle 7934. The shuttle bus leaves every ten minutes.”
“And there’s the total makeover.”
“We’re off to see the wizard. Hurry or you’ll never get that liver.”
“Try this wool jacket. It’s all lo-carb.”
“I’ll take this one.”